There are days and then there are DAYS, where i make procrastination into an art form. DAYS when i just don’t have it in me to do anything productive even though i have the time, all of my basic survival needs are met and i am in optimal health. Good health. Ok..’decent’…but above ‘alarming’. Mostly. […]

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Hello, i’m candice and i am a sugar addict. At least, that’s what my the Man, my good friends and my scale all say. Two out of three of those also say sugar is a drug. (i don’t know what the scale says. It’s not talking anymore. It may or may not have suffered some […]

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But science still sucks. i just learned that facial expressions don’t accurately convey emotions from top ranked neuroscientist, Lisa Feldman Barrett, who uses actual SCIENCE to figure stuff out instead of Facebook feeds and Gut Instincts which i capitalize, because, that’s pretty much my own M.O. and it ROCKS. i’m totally F-I-E-R-C-E. Dude. But i don’t […]

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To prevent me from getting to Starbucks for a venti iced cinammon macchiato with coconut milk, obvously! Duh.   Or at least, that is all my screaming, caffeine-deprived mind can think of as a group of turkeys wander across the small-town road in front of me, blocking traffic in both directions. The big male turkey […]

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Yesterday my coworker arrived at work bright and early (waaaaaay before me – i hate morning people) and unlocked our office door. As she opened it to turn on the lights and off the alarm (it doesn’t work the other way! i’ve tried!) a large bug raced out from the dark office into the light […]

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“i have curly hair” could be the biggest understatement of the year. That, and “i only ate a few of those red hots”.   (Does your stomach feel like you’ve been kicked by an angry goat after you’ve eaten an entire box too? Oh, you don’t eat the whole box at one time? Yeah…neither do […]

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