i have come to the last day of my life and it is time to contemplate all that i have done and all that i have left to do. i have seen the doctor and he has diagnosed me with an incurable, fatal disease that will steal all happiness from the world and slowly eat […]

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“Ummm….I’m sorry….but you have smoothie on your shoe,” is not what you’d expect someone to say after you’ve just spent three hours with them in a professional capacity. Questions come to mind. Wait…what? Smoothie? How did she notice that? And why did she wait until i was LEAVING to tell me? These situations are so […]

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Maybe it’s just me, but vaginal ultrasounds are not as fun as the name makes it sound. Total TMI, but let’s just put that out there. And in case you’re wondering, no, it doesn’t make a difference if you try to conjure up images of George Clooney or Channing Tatum or Shakira for that matter […]

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