Happy New Year!!! i can’t TELL you how good this feels to me right now. i just came out of a deep, dark hole, (which kinda started here, with a poop-nado and flying monkeys) and all i wanted to do was ring in the new year by staying in bed and eating potato chips and […]

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It’s been a couple of weeks since i wrote. And not because crazy stuff didn’t happen. i didn’t write, because crazy DID happen – crazy exploded and landed all over me – it just wasn’t funny. In fact, the only way anything that happened could be construed as funny, was if it were Opposite Day […]

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“i have curly hair” could be the biggest understatement of the year. That, and “i only ate a few of those red hots”.   (Does your stomach feel like you’ve been kicked by an angry goat after you’ve eaten an entire box too? Oh, you don’t eat the whole box at one time? Yeah…neither do […]

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You know it’s a Happy Catastrophy-style day when it begins with a 70 year old ocean wind surfer in Santa Cruz and ends with sushi in San Francisco. Saturday morn, the Man surprises me by telling me we are taking the long way to The City tonight, (or, to translate the hip Bay Area lingo: […]

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